Thug o' the Month

Third World African Dictator Robert Mugabe gets this months award. Mr. Mugabe's destruction of Zimbabwe has lasted nearly 30 years and in a recent election he literally BEAT the opposition. A campaign of fear and intimidation forced his opponent to withdraw from the election. Now it would seem efforts to challenge his iron-fisted grip on the country have faltered. 

"Rat shit, bat shit, smelly old twat. Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot. Hurray! Lizard shit! Fuck!"

Summer

To me, summer is about watermelon. Nothing tastes quite the same on a hot, steamy July day.